Why does life have to be complicated...

Why does this need to be so complicated?  All we need right now, this minute, is the ability to spin up a PostgreSQL server (running latest and greatest 9.2) that allows full perms from localhost without a password, and full perms from remote with a password.

local:
# psql -U postgres

remote:
# psql -h somehost.prod.modcloth.com -U postgres

Done and done.

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