More pretty! More pretty!

YOU WILL NEVER BE GLAMOUR!

Okay, so I changed the stylesheet more to add some more helper
classes, like high-contrast and umm... big-text, yeah, that's it.
Also I added some cutesey advice on the auth page, and made the links
in the nav bar add some fake-ass get params to the url
just so I can pretend that they do things, like a tea party with
all my imaginary friends.