Merge pull request #23 from tzenes/master

Ben's love for Amazon
Adding important missing word
Kidbots these days and their slang acknowledgement keywords.
Merge pull request #24 from Arthaey/patch-6

Kidbots these days and their slang acknowledgement keywords.
Adding tzenes as a dinosaur commentary reaction on what happens when
apache starts up with an error, (it is never logged)
New quote:

If I ran for president my platform would be, "I don't hide the porn when people come to visit."
-cmyers@
Merge pull request #26 from amling/master

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brb fbi
lol newline
Merge pull request #27 from spigwitmer/master

quote add
cmyers, commenting on new windows phone 8 platforms