build: use zero overhead systemtap probes

Profiling suggested that on Linux sometimes over 10% of CPU time was
being spent inside the systemtap probe entry points in the binding
layer, even when the process was not actively being traced with the
`stap` tool.

That's why this commit makes it possible to use the *_ENABLED() macros
and bail out early when we're not being traced, reducing the overhead
of unused probes to (almost) zero.

Said macros were already being generated by `dtrace -h` but were not
usable because they rely on external definitions.  To remedy that, we
now generate the accompanying object files with `dtrace -G`.

This commit includes a change to libuv that has been landed upstream in
commit joyent/libuv@3c172ea.
test: fix tls-client-reject after ba7c9ce96