Revert "Add option to upgrade on heroku"

This reverts commit bc29a8f9da334880ffac78df8d5cf1d2dc9f3247.
Revert "Change some text, again"

This reverts commit e2dca26ae9e5e885da8cfdd65a8404cdeb63df1a.
Revert "Final workaround commit"

This reverts commit 8cdca3eadea096da463ffd03d779c08b2abf10fa.