I LOVE YOU. NOW GIVE ME COOKIES.

Totally-serious-like-wall-street-business-people-with-suits-and-stuff-with-password-protected-briefcases-with-lots-of-money-in-it-like-if-you're-gonna-get-busted-for-money-laundering-might-as-well-go-with-style-amirit-list-of-things-I-changed:

1. Enemies now move. They like, go up and down. And like, right and left
and stuff. And, like, I mean, totally awesome, you know what I mean?

b. Random stuff has been overhauled. As in I actually managed to haul it
over that thing I have been talking about in my awesome blog. I even
posted a video of me doing it! Access it, it's www.colinsgiraffe.com. I
guarantee you won't be dissapointed! (Disclaimer: that's not actually
mine. Please don't sue me. I'll even make pancakes for you!)

III. Bug fixes. Context: I was at home when I saw two beautiful
butterflies dancing outside my window. Too bad they didn't see that
brick falling from Mars (damn the Martians, they see our lawn is greener
and now they start throwing their red bricks all over us! Preposterous).
I felt bad for them and fixed their damaged wings. Note to self: beware
the falling martian bricks. They'll do some nasty stuff to your wings.

(4) Snakes on a plane. It's a work-in-progress, but I'll give you guys a
sneak peek of this draft I've been working on. Well, it's about Snakes.
On a plane. Like, they travel on this plane through the x-axis and
y-axis, it's just so action-packed! And I've got this main character
that'd be just perfect for Samuel L. Jackson! Still waiting to hear from
him though...

E. The Path has been laid. By default, you'd thing Path would never get
laid. Well, guess it actually happened. It's been laid out and stuff.
Now, by default, theoretically it's in a non-aggresion zone where the
USA and its dreaded NSA are not able to commit certain attempts to the
freedom of the people of Earth, or as I like to call it, the Green Zone.
Do I have your attention already, NSA? Great! So, I have this awesome
idea that's just going to blow your minds up! Well, I mean, not
literally! Please don't try to extradite me and then try me on
preposterous charges that totally contradict your own Constitution and
existance! I'll even make you a cup of tea if you don't! Unless you
consider tea bribery. In which case I'd offer coffee, though I'm out of
it right now...

SO-PROFFESSIONAL-CONCLUSION-BECAUSE-CONCLUSIONS-MAKE-YOU-LIKE-SO-PRO

I have no idea whatsoever on what to have for dinner. I've been looking
at this IKEA catalogue and I just can't make up my mind. I mean, this
elegant yet simple design of a wooden chair does look tasty. But then
there's the perfectly ergonomical plastic chair that just makes me drool
all over. Well, I'll think about it and let you know on the next commit
message!

Bye! Have a nice day!