Move JS-related stuff into its own directory.  I have no idea what the status of this code is.
Write the scraper in Ruby with Mechanize (as a spike).  Feeling so lazy that I defaulted back to Ruby.
Giving up on whatever broken JS stuff I did.  Will do awesome node app to serve up the data, I guess?
Officially give in to writing scraper/extractor in ruby (no tests, so I guess I can cling on to the idea that this is just a spike…)