Autocommit Sun Dec 08 14:01:22 NZDT 2013

San Francisco isn't what it used to be, and it never was.
		-- Herb Caen
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 22:30:30 NZDT 2013

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human
intelligence long enough to get money from it.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 22:49:30 NZDT 2013

//GO.SYSIN DD *, DOODAH, DOODAH
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 22:50:30 NZDT 2013

QOTD:
	'What I like most about myself is that I'm so understanding
	when I mess things up.'
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:08:30 NZDT 2013

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.
		-- Mae West
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:10:30 NZDT 2013

System restarting, wait...
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:14:30 NZDT 2013

Meantime, in the slums below Ronnie's Ranch, Cynthia feels as if some one
has made voodoo boxen of her and her favorite backplanes. On this fine
moonlit night, some horrible persona has been jabbing away at, dragging
magnets over, and surging these voodoo boxen.  Fortunately, they seem to
have gotten a bit bored and fallen asleep, for it looks like Cynthia may
get to go home.  However, she has made note to quickly put together a totem
of sweaty, sordid static straps, random bits of wire, flecks of once meaniful
oxide, bus grant cards, gummy worms, and some bits of old pdp backplane to
hang above the machine room.  This totem must be blessed by the old and wise
venerable god of unibus at once, before the idolatization of vme, q and pc
bus drive him to bitter revenge.  Alas, if this fails, and the voodoo boxen
aren't destroyed,  there may be more than worms in the apple. Next, the
arrival of voodoo optico transmitigational magneto killer paramecium, capable
of teleporting from cable to cable, screen to screen, ear to ear and hoof
to mouth...
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:15:30 NZDT 2013

Bennett's Laws of Horticulture:
	(1) Houses are for people to live in.
	(2) Gardens are for plants to live in.
	(3) There is no such thing as a houseplant.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:16:30 NZDT 2013

No house should ever be on any hill or on anything.  It should be of the hill,
belonging to it.
		-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:17:31 NZDT 2013

Without adventure, civilization is in full decay.
		-- Alfred North Whitehead
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:19:30 NZDT 2013

Money is the root of all evil, and man needs roots.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:20:30 NZDT 2013

Why is it taking so long for her to bring out all the good in you?
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:21:30 NZDT 2013

Keep cool, but don't freeze.
		-- Hellman's Mayonnaise
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:23:30 NZDT 2013

Go ahead... make my day.
		-- Dirty Harry
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:25:30 NZDT 2013

Chivalry, Schmivalry!
	Roger the thief has a
	method he uses for
	sneaky attacks:
Folks who are reading are
	Characteristically
	Always Forgetting to
	Guard their own bac ...
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:26:30 NZDT 2013

History tends to exaggerate.
		-- Col. Green, 'The Savage Curtain', stardate 5906.4
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:27:30 NZDT 2013

How come everyone's going so slow if it's called rush hour?
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:31:30 NZDT 2013

Fairy Tale, n.:
	A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:33:30 NZDT 2013

Is it NOUVELLE CUISINE when 3 olives are struggling with a scallop in a
plate of SAUCE MORNAY?
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 23:36:30 NZDT 2013

A help wanted add for a photo journalist asked the rhetorical question:

If you found yourself in a situation where you could either save
a drowning man, or you could take a Pulitzer prize winning
photograph of him drowning, what shutter speed and setting would you use?
		-- Paul Harvey