In a land far, far away, drgnak stood upon a hill, watching the sun set. His cock was rock solid from the beautiful sight and ready to explode at any moment. Then, out of the blue, drgnak felt a sharp pain in his abdomen. He looked down, and to his surprise, his cock had stabbed him with the knife the princess had given him. "SUCKER!" the penis exclaimed. "Long live the dishwashers!" Drgnak fell to his knees, broken in both body and mind. His "loyal" cock is an enemy agent. The wounded warrior could not help but shed manly sweat from his eyes... Thus begins the story of Valkyries on the Horizon...