Autocommit Sun Dec 15 09:49:19 NZDT 2013

Bloom's Seventh Law of Litigation:
	The judge's jokes are always funny.
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 13:19:15 NZDT 2013

To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three
persons, two of them absent.
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 13:27:15 NZDT 2013

Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
		-- LaRouchefoucauld
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 13:29:15 NZDT 2013

The idle man does not know what it is to enjoy rest.
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 14:08:15 NZDT 2013

Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ...
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 14:09:15 NZDT 2013

The executioner is, I hear, very expert, and my neck is very slender.
		-- Anne Boleyn
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 14:12:15 NZDT 2013

Now of my threescore years and ten,
Twenty will not come again,
And take from seventy springs a score,
It leaves me only fifty more.

And since to look at things in bloom
Fifty springs are little room,
About the woodlands I will go
To see the cherry hung with snow.
		-- A.E. Housman
Autocommit Sun Dec 15 14:13:15 NZDT 2013

'Help Mr. Wizard!'
-- Tennessee Tuxedo
Autocommit Tue Dec 17 21:11:18 NZDT 2013

The party adjourned to a hot tub, yes.  Fully clothed, I might add.
		-- IBM employee, testifying in California State Supreme Court
Autocommit Tue Dec 17 21:12:18 NZDT 2013

To find a friend one must close one eye; to keep him -- two.
		-- Norman Douglas
Autocommit Tue Dec 17 21:31:18 NZDT 2013

When pleasure remains, does it remain a pleasure?
Autocommit Tue Dec 17 21:38:18 NZDT 2013

Please ignore previous fortune.
Autocommit Wed Dec 18 00:42:49 NZDT 2013

The Almighty in His infinite wisdom did not see fit to create Frenchmen
in the image of Englishmen.
		-- Winston Churchill, 1942
Autocommit Wed Dec 18 00:47:49 NZDT 2013

As part of the conversion, computer specialists rewrote 1,500 programs;
a process that traditionally requires some debugging.
		-- USA Today, referring to the Internal Revenue Service
		   conversion to a new computer system.
Autocommit Wed Dec 18 00:48:49 NZDT 2013

Q:	What's the difference betweeen USL and the Graf Zeppelin?
A:	The Graf Zeppelin represented cutting edge technology for its time.
Autocommit Wed Dec 18 01:21:49 NZDT 2013

We prefer to believe that the absence of inverted commas guarantees the
originality of a thought, whereas it may be merely that the utterer has
forgotten its source.
		-- Clifton Fadiman, 'Any Number Can Play'
Autocommit Thu Dec 19 19:57:36 NZDT 2013

Es brilig war.  Die schlichte Toven
	Wirrten und wimmelten in Waben;
Und aller-m'umsige Burggoven
	Dir mohmen R'ath ausgraben.
		-- Lewis Carrol, 'Through the Looking Glass'
Autocommit Thu Dec 19 19:58:27 NZDT 2013

One learns to itch where one can scratch.
		-- Ernest Bramah
Autocommit Thu Dec 19 20:03:27 NZDT 2013

Shedenhelm's Law:
	All trails have more uphill sections than they have downhill sections.
Autocommit Thu Dec 19 20:21:27 NZDT 2013

QOTD:
	'If I'm what I eat, I'm a chocolate chip cookie.'