siductress merges dallas

cherry-picked and conservatively confl-resolved.
im still working on some stuff like install-all=>start, but its done enough. you should look now and complain BEFORE merging.

stuff you might wanna revert:
1) added some mini-project-execs you dont use to 3-sudoers and root-files/usr/local/bin
  acpi-call alarm alarm-fcron build-acpi-call fcronjob fcronreset intel-pstate ipmagic
theyre not hurtin anyone, and all have a reasonable chance of you using them eventually

2) .xinitrc => (.xconfig, .xinitrc)
its much nicer to just be able to run xconfig instead of cat-ing and pasting

3) .profile /= .bashrc
you might want to put this back, but you cant or sid will break all the time
if you do want to put it back, 'dpkg-reconfigure dash' and turn off sh=>dash

4) read-only git-urls in .src-cache
i think its nice to have src-cache be read-only git dirs that only get pull-ed

5) systemd mouse bug
pointer-scroll gets turned off by something after ~5s. ctl+alt+backspace or running xconfig fixes it.
you can also just remove init=systemd from grub, and sysvinit will kick back in, without removing packages.

6) experimental icedove/iceweasel
17 in sid, 22 in exp

7) symlink to root-files/usr/local/bin
im in here all the time and thats too long. youre not.