Only the last test is failing for Windows. woot
Looks like the signal is getting ignored on Windows =(
Confused about the timings of things =(
Still very confused... not sure why killing isn't occurring until it's too late
...and not sure why children are being detached before that
Giving up for now. Need to go to work
Attempting to use knowledge gained from gist but still no luck
Added note against future insight
Removing large amount of dev mess
Reenabling termination listeners
No luck with or without listeners and SIGINT event
Successfully reaping in Windows. fuck yes.
Realizing the /T to kill is probably the wrong way to accomplish it
Back to random trial and error =(
Wow, libuv rejects SIGKILL
More tweaks, but failing
More trial and error
Trying out taskkill for Windows but not much luck. I think we will need to leave it as an "tested by the audience" feature
Cleaning up `killChild` functions
Added important TODO