EXTREMELY HACKED DB

mockdb2.js is an extension of mockdb, using data from test.db

This is an extremely hacked implementation that is the ONLY way I could
find to upgrade from our current very unasync-able website.

Hack #1: The DB is loaded through 3 different delayed synchronous calls.

Hack #2: The entire DB is loaded onto our existing fake DB structure.
Hack #3: Any changes to the fake DB are reflected in BOTH the DB and the
fake DB. Thus, when the DB is re-loaded on server re-load, it looks like
everything is going through the DB.

Rollout is not yet done to replace fully. Right now mockdb2 is still
testing via command line, but should be perfectly capable of being
rolled out since it doesn't change anything.