And then the great RUBY appeared. And he said unto the world: Behold, for my syntax is as unknowable as PERL's, and your variables shall from this day forth contain values which you will never again explain. On that day all the developers of the world let out a great cry of agony, for they knew RUBY would keep his terrible promise.
Merge pull request #374 from branan/god_dammit_ruby

why. Why Why Why Why Why.