Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:01:39 NZDT 2013

'If you'll excuse me a minute, I'm going to have a cup of coffee.'
- broadcast from Apollo 11's LEM, 'Eagle', to Johnson Space Center, Houston
  July 20, 1969, 7:27 P.M.
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:05:39 NZDT 2013

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:06:39 NZDT 2013

question = ( to ) ? be : ! be;
		-- Wm. Shakespeare
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:11:39 NZDT 2013

QOTD:
	'I've got one last thing to say before I go; give me back
	all of my stuff.'
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:15:39 NZDT 2013

Finagle's Second Law:
	No matter what the anticipated result, there will always be
	someone eager to (a) misinterpret it, (b) fake it, or (c) believe it
	happened according to his own pet theory.
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:16:39 NZDT 2013

'It is easier to fight for principles than to live up to them.'
-- Alfred Adler
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:19:39 NZDT 2013

In a display of perverse brilliance, Carl the repairman mistakes a room
humidifier for a mid-range computer but manages to tie it into the network
anyway.
		-- The 5th Wave
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:21:39 NZDT 2013

The Golden Rule is of no use to you whatever unless you realize it
is your move.
		-- Frank Crane
Autocommit Sat Nov 30 00:25:39 NZDT 2013

'Ninety percent of baseball is half mental.'
-- Yogi Berra