Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:05:39 NZDT 2013

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
		-- C. Schulz
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:06:39 NZDT 2013

'Hi, I'm Preston A. Mantis, president of Consumers Retail Law Outlet. As you
can see by my suit and the fact that I have all these books of equal height
on the shelves behind me, I am a trained legal attorney. Do you have a car
or a job?  Do you ever walk around?  If so, you probably have the makings of
an excellent legal case.  Although of course every case is different, I
would definitely say that based on my experience and training, there's no
reason why you shouldn't come out of this thing with at least a cabin
cruiser.

'Remember, at the Preston A. Mantis Consumers Retail Law Outlet, our motto
is: 'It is very difficult to disprove certain kinds of pain.''
		-- Dave Barry, 'Pain and Suffering'
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:08:39 NZDT 2013

Just because he's dead is no reason to lay off work.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:10:39 NZDT 2013

No one can guarantee the actions of another.
		-- Spock, 'Day of the Dove', stardate unknown
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:11:39 NZDT 2013

The sun never sets on those who ride into it.
		-- RKO
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:12:39 NZDT 2013

Isn't air travel wonderful?  Breakfast in London, dinner in New York,
luggage in Brazil.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:13:39 NZDT 2013

You go slow, be gentle.  It's no one-way street -- you know how you
feel and that's all.  It's how the girl feels too.  Don't press.  If
the girl feels anything for you at all, you'll know.
		-- Kirk, 'Charlie X', stardate 1535.8
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Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:35:39 NZDT 2013

Look ere ye leap.
		-- John Heywood
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:38:39 NZDT 2013

If God hadn't wanted you to be paranoid, He wouldn't have given you such
a vivid imagination.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:39:39 NZDT 2013

The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of an approaching train.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:40:39 NZDT 2013

Come live with me, and be my love,
And we will some new pleasures prove
Of golden sands, and crystal brooks,
With silken lines, and silver hooks.
		-- John Donne
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:48:39 NZDT 2013

You will have long and healthy life.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:52:39 NZDT 2013

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
		-- Thomas Jones
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:53:39 NZDT 2013

A CODE OF ETHICAL BEHAVIOR FOR PATIENTS:

4. DO NOT COMPLAIN IF THE TREATMENT FAILS TO BRING RELIEF.
	You must believe that your doctor has achieved a deep insight into
	the true nature of your illness, which transcends any mere permanent
	disability you may have experienced.

5. NEVER ASK YOUR DOCTOR TO EXPLAIN WHAT HE IS DOING OR WHY HE IS DOING IT.
	It is presumptuous to assume that such profound matters could be
	explained in terms that you would understand.

6. SUBMIT TO NOVEL EXPERIMANTAL TREATMENT READILY.
	Though the surgery may not benefit you directly, the resulting
	research paper will surely be of widespread interest.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:54:39 NZDT 2013

Big book, big bore.
		-- Callimachus
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 19:55:39 NZDT 2013

Better to be nouveau than never to have been riche at all.
update
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 20:52:39 NZDT 2013

Q:	What do they call the alphabet in Arkansas?
A:	The impossible dream.
Autocommit Fri Nov 29 20:53:39 NZDT 2013

-- All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.
-- When there are visible vapors having the prevenience in ignited
	carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
-- Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
-- A plethora of individuals wither expertise in culinary techniques vitiated
	the potable concoction produced by steeping certain coupestibles.
-- Eleemosynary deeds have their initial incidence intramurally.
-- Male cadavers are incapable of yielding testimony.
-- Individuals who make their abode in vitreous edifices would be well
	advised to refrain from catapulting projectiles.