IT IS DONE!

OH LORDY LORDY, WE HAVE HIT THE 100% MARK ON THE CHECKLIST, MAYBE EVEN
101, OR 102! I REALLY DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I REALLY DON'T CARE. I REALLY
DON'T WANT TO SEE THOSE HANDS ALL UP IN THE AIR.

FAREWELL JavaScript, jQuery, Bootstrap, Java, Struts, CSS, HTML, RMI,
TCP, WebSockets, RESTFul APIs, JSON, AJAX AND SQL!

(okay, maybe we'll have some more commits, but IT IS DONE!)