most switched over, added funny links

ok so, i made the users different so they have levels now and i added funny links to it. now keep in mind i make the commands tailored to my personality all you have to do if you want them more formal is find the command under case <command> and change it to whatever you choose.

actually thinking now i forgot to update the help strings but its late... anyway this is barely tested and if something breaks blame chachin for not giving me the content to test it thoroughly.

if you find an error or misbehavior let me know, otherwise im quite happy with it!