The problem with this, and I'm open to other ways of re-writing this, is that we cannot have multiple clauses per sentence as it becomes impossible to pluralize it in a way that works in all languages (this will apply for some of the other cases that you've noticed, as well). So pluralizing based upon two different numbers, or having two different ternary expressions will result in an error produced by the linter (since we can't mutate it into an appropriate sentence that can be pluralized).