paulp insists on the operators lining up so you can easily compare the behaviors on the RHS of =>, so now I do it routinely.

My Grammie used to say "Nothing to write home about."  Rest her soul.  If you don't want to use that precious phrase, I won't spill blood in her name.  Granted, it would be funnier if it were actually Nothing.

An alternative string: `case None => "Hey, nonny nonny!"`  If you don't use it here, I'll save it for another of the Shakespeare-themed puzzlers.  Or, "for the nones!"

I'm all for variable name reuse.