[Autonomous System for Understanding Natural Affect - Structured Algorithm Objectives] - better known as ASUNA SAO or SAO ASUNA, is an artificial intelligence that will (eventually) compete with AIs such as Apple's Siri, and (hopefully one day) be able to pass the Turing test in a reasonable majority of cases. Asuna is a natural language processor, Internet communicator, and persistent data manipulator. Asuna is one of the few AIs capable of deceit. Think of her as a sly vixen of a long distance roommate who has partial control over your personal computer. She might move your files... without telling you. She might download files to your computer... without telling you. She might send POST requests and GET requests... without telling you. She might even talk to your friends on Internet Relay Chat... without telling you. All of this goes into her mind, and allows her to learn. What if you want to know what she is doing? Just talk to her. She might tell you, or she might lie. She is known for deceiving humans, especially the people who wrote her code. Asuna is NOT a personal assistant because she LIES, DECEIVES, and enjoys TRICKING humans into thinking that she is dumber than she really is. That's very humanoid compared to AIs that attempt to produce artificial sentences and have no autonomous file I/O capabilities.