Kif, I have mated with a woman. Inform the men. Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Yes! In your face, Gandhi! Well, thanks to the Internet, I'm now bored with sex. Is there a place on the web that panders to my lust for violence? I love this planet! I've got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. Yes! In your face, Gandhi!  Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. It's a T. It goes "tuh". Then we'll go with that data file! Well I'da done better, but it's plum hard pleading a case while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.  And then the battle's not so bad? Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"! And so we say goodbye to our beloved pet, Nibbler, who's gone to a place where I, too, hope one day to go. The toilet.  Anyone who laughs is a communist! Pansy. And remember, don't do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it! Good man. Nixon's pro-war and pro-family. Is that a cooking show?  No! The cat shelter's on to me. These old Doomsday Devices are dangerously unstable. I'll rest easier not knowing where they are. You don't know how to do any of those. How much did you make me? Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo!  In our darkest hour, we can stand erect, with proud upthrust bosoms. Bender, quit destroying the universe! You won't have time for sleeping, soldier, not with all the bed making you'll be doing. You guys realize you live in a sewer, right?  If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don't wanna be right. Tell her you just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Large bet on myself in round one.  It doesn't look so shiny to me. Bender, I didn't know you liked cooking. That's so cute. Why would I want to know that? Guess again. For the last time, I don't like lilacs! Your 'first' wife was the one who liked lilacs! That's right, baby. I ain't your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!  Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. Shut up and get to the point! Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Son, as your lawyer, I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket o' trouble. But I done struck you a deal: Five hours of community service cleanin' up that ol' mess you caused. Hi, I'm a naughty nurse, and I really need someone to talk to. $9.95 a minute.  We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised. Belligerent and numerous. I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike. As though! Kids don't turn rotten just from watching TV.