I couldn't actually test this rev

Turns out my new VPS can't run debian 7 or ubuntu at all, and there are
no backports of znc. This doesn't work at all with znc .092's archaic
perl interface, don't try it.
triggers: re-enable degarbling

oops
begin transition to using extractmeta for stuff

you probably shouldn't use this rev, really. it is 90% rough edges
droppin truth bombs