Mission: ImParseAble. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to defy preconceptions. To augment Parse in ways unacceptable for mainstream feature releases. Ways that might leverage additional dependencies or expose more complex technologies to accomplish fun an exciting code. If any of your feature SIGSEGVs or SIGBUSes, the repo admins will disavow all knowledge of your check-ins. This message will self destruct in five seconds.