Autocommit Fri Nov 22 06:10:27 NZDT 2013

A career is great, but you can't run your fingers through its hair.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 06:13:27 NZDT 2013

Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
		-- Rich Kulawiec
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 06:18:27 NZDT 2013

Courage is grace under pressure.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 06:19:27 NZDT 2013

It is difficult to legislate morality in the absence of moral legislators.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 06:24:27 NZDT 2013

In an age when the fashion is to be in love with yourself, confessing to
be in love with somebody else is an admission of unfaithfulness to one's
beloved.
		-- Russell Baker
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:10:27 NZDT 2013

When a camel flies, no one laughs if it doesn't get very far!
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:20:27 NZDT 2013

That's where the money was.
		-- Willie Sutton, on being asked why he robbed a bank

It's a rather pleasant experience to be alone in a bank at night.
		-- Willie Sutton
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:22:27 NZDT 2013

He who laughs last is probably your boss.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:24:27 NZDT 2013

He's dead, Jim.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:25:27 NZDT 2013

'It runs like _x, where _x is something unsavory'
		-- Prof. Romas Aleliunas, CS 435
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:27:27 NZDT 2013

186,000 Miles per Second.  It's not just a good idea.  IT'S THE LAW.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:28:27 NZDT 2013

Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp.  It's 2 cents
for postage and 30 cents for storage.
		-- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, 12/31/83 Financial Post
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:29:27 NZDT 2013

A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:30:27 NZDT 2013

It takes two to tell the truth: one to speak and one to hear.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:31:27 NZDT 2013

No Civil War picture ever made a nickel.
		-- MGM executive Irving Thalberg to Louis B. Mayer about
		   film rights to 'Gone With the Wind'.
		   Cerf/Navasky, 'The Experts Speak'
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:32:27 NZDT 2013

One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or
about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive
experiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to
merit a wise man's reflection.
- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University,
  commenting on psi research
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:33:27 NZDT 2013

Harrison's Postulate:
	For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:34:27 NZDT 2013

The most costly of all follies is to believe passionately in the palpably
not true.  It is the chief occupation of mankind.
		-- H.L. Mencken
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:37:27 NZDT 2013

Laws of Serendipity:
	(1) In order to discover anything, you must be looking for something.
	(2) If you wish to make an improved product, you must already
	    be engaged in making an inferior one.
Autocommit Fri Nov 22 07:38:27 NZDT 2013

The only promotion rules I can think of are that a sense of shame is to
be avoided at all costs and there is never any reason for a hustler to
be less cunning than more virtuous men.  Oh yes ... whenever you think
you've got something really great, add ten per cent more.
		-- Bill Veeck