handle old inbound links:

* portfolio links
* car-related links
organize redirects
rm old/broken links
update date to 2013
add homepage images to google sitemap
add 5 new images to homepage in sitemap
update ruby version
break up sections with whitespace
add wikipedia link
pagerank sculpting / rm some nofollows
switch to new version of rvm
ruby 2.0.0! update all gems, rm unused gems
rm auth-related jonks
rename so ack doesn't search this file
title
switch to async js + explicit http proto for speed
rm vendored gems
rm images in hopes of getting indexed again
add avatar (for YxYY)
add soundcloud embed (hi, @sferik)