Jesus Christ, I have no idea what I'm doing. (More Info)

So I went off and made this: https://github.com/allquixotic/so-chatbot-driver

This thing uses PhantomJS 1.9.x, and PhantomJS is notorious for using an ancient and not really maintained JavaScript engine (WebKit JSCore).

Meanwhile, your code uses every JavaScript API under the sun, including some extremely new ones.

So. This is my horrid attempt at making SO-ChatBot compatibil-er. I am sorry if you attempt to read the code.