Added readability tests to make it readable. If it goes below or over an (admittedly arbitrary) threshold, it will fail and I will consume in shame. I obviously couldn't have done this without Perl, namely the Lingua::EN::Fathom module: http://search.cpan.org/~kimryan/Lingua-EN-Fathom-1.15/lib/Lingua/EN/Fathom.pm