Add `setup-deploy` script and documentation

To help spread the knowledge. For science.

Change-Id: Ia7a0371fafda707d464d9647b7ba408e8eb771f3
Reviewed-on: https://gerrit.causes.com/22408
Tested-by: Aiden Scandella <aiden@causes.com>
Reviewed-by: Shane da Silva <shane@causes.com>
Add 'Loading Half a Billion Rows...'

Courtesy of one Adam Derewecki. Reformatted for markdown, added code
hints etc.

Change-Id: I3d5a9728dd57063cb96676e7259b882bcc07e969
Reviewed-on: https://gerrit.causes.com/22406
Tested-by: Aiden Scandella <aiden@causes.com>
Reviewed-by: Shane da Silva <shane@causes.com>