oh, yeah... so first off, this is actually something that should be delegated to a partial, since the `backpack-connect.html` page contains a similar "iterate through all the permissions and display them in human-readable terms" display.

But aside from that, I was looking for some kind of `switch` or `elif` type statement in jinja2 and couldn't find one. Nesting a ton of `{% if %}` blocks feels janky.