Add apache-statsd to all the machines
Support raw seconds too, for old apache :\
SYNTAX ERROR
Not being called via syslog
Little proxy to munge hostnames into host group and hostname
Multiple fixups
Properly categorize data points into a tree structure of:

<env>.hosts.<hostgroup>.<hostname>.<metric...>

Known issue: it uses the client IP address, but the client IP is a relay instance
of collectd. So we need to do a DNS lookup or something else instead.
Split this up
Does this work?
Another try?
Fixup some regexes
Add a statsd proxy
These guys talk to localhost:8125 now
Garbage line
Don't do address lookups at all
Need a hostname too, dolt
don't use write, use send
Now munge the output of statsd into what we want.
Munge munge
Let's ditch my comment forks