Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:11:12 NZDT 2013

Real Users know your home telephone number.
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:13:12 NZDT 2013

What excuses stand in your way?  How can you eliminate them?
		-- Roger von Oech
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:14:12 NZDT 2013

Consent decree:
	A document in which a hapless company consents never to commit
	in the future whatever heinous violations of Federal law it
	never admitted to in the first place.
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:15:12 NZDT 2013

An idea is an eye given by God for the seeing of God.  Some of these eyes
we cannot bear to look out of, we blind them as quickly as possible.
		-- Russell Hoban, 'Pilgermann'
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:21:12 NZDT 2013

One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day.
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:25:12 NZDT 2013

Good night, Austin, Texas, wherever you are!
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:45:15 NZDT 2013

He who fights and runs away lives to fight another day.
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 20:48:12 NZDT 2013

My face is new, my license is expired, and I'm under a doctor's care!!!!
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 21:05:12 NZDT 2013

College:
	The fountains of knowledge, where everyone goes to drink.
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 21:12:12 NZDT 2013

The meek shall inherit the earth, but *not* its mineral rights.
		-- J.P. Getty
Autocommit Sun Nov 24 21:16:12 NZDT 2013

Immortality consists largely of boredom.
		-- Zefrem Cochrane, 'Metamorphosis', stardate 3219.8