For some browny points *wink wink*

Nafjrevat fbzr rkgen perqvg dhrfgvbaf:

  - Jung vf gur orfg pbzvp fgevc?
    Gur Nqiragherf bs Gvagva

  - Qb lbh unir n pheerag cnffcbeg?
    Lrf.

  - Jung vf gur qngr bs lbhe svefg Hfrarg cbfgvat?
    Ol gur gvzr V unq npprff gb qvny-hc, hfrarg jnf
    nyernql ergverq naq gurer jrer orggre freivprf va cynpr.

  - Jura qvq lbh svefg ybt ba gb VEP?
    Jura V jnf 15.

  - Qb lbh bja n fbyqrevat veba?
    Lrf. Unir orra hfvat bar fvapr V jnf 8.

  - N gheagnoyr?
    Ab :(

  - N frjvat znpuvar?
    Zbz bjaf n znahny bar.

  - N unz enqvb?
    Ab. Jnag gb ohvyq bar gubhtu.

  - N jngpu?
    GV RM430 Puebabf

  - Genafpevor n snzvyl erpvcr.

    ---- Punv ----

    - Nqq 3/4" pehfurq Tvatre naq 2 grn fcbbaf
      grn cbjqre gb 1 phc bs jngre gb gur cbg.

    - Oevat gb obvy

    - Bapr gur zvkgher vf obvyvat, nqq va gur zvyx.
      Pbagvahr urngvat gvyy gur zvkgher jvgu zvyx whfg fgnegf obvyvat.

    - Cbhe gur grn vagb freivat phcf guebhtu n fgenvare gung pngpurf
      rirelguvat ohg gur yvdhvq.

    Naq fvc guebhtu fvggvat va gur irenaqn juvyr gur envaf cbhe !


  - Vs lbh unir n snibevgr Arvy Lbhat nyohz, juvpu bar vf vg?
    -

  - Anzr bar guvat lbh ungr nobhg CUC.
    Fvapr onfvp CUC vf irel rnfl gb cvpx hc, gurer ner n ybg bs crbcyr
    qbvat CUC. Ohg, Cvpxvat hc cebcre pbqvat cenpgvprf gung cebzbgr
    znvagnvanovyvgl, frphevgl, rgp erdhverf gvzr naq rkcrevrapr.
    Fb V ungr CUC orvat fb fvzcyr gb yrnea gung n ohapu bs crbcyr raq hc
    jevgvat penccl pbqr sbe n juvyr.

  - Unir lbh rire orra guerngrarq jvgu yrtny npgvba sbe n grpuavpny
    haqregnxvat?
    Abg Lrg.

  - Ng n ebhtu pbhag, ubj znal znpuvarf qb lbh cerfragyl unir
    ebbg-yriry npprff gb?
    2 Qrqvpngrq, 4 ICF naq 3 RP2 Vafgnaprf


  - Jura qvq lbh ynfg tb pnzcvat?
    Jura va fpubby.


  - Jung vf lbhe snibevgr prcunybcbq?
    Ovtsva Errs Fdhvq sbe vgf Vevqrfprapr