Heh, tell that to `puppet resource`:

```
# puppet resource file /etc/apt/mirror.list
file { '/etc/apt/mirror.list':
  ensure  => 'file',
  content => '{md5}52660ca9a9e2ec3a19b6bb92c2aa79d4',
  ctime   => 'Wed Jun 26 04:49:40 -0700 2013',
  group   => '0',
  mode    => '444',
  mtime   => 'Wed Jun 26 04:49:33 -0700 2013',
  owner   => '0',
  type    => 'file',
}
```