Not a bad idea, though the amount of `RelativeDates` repetition it would bust isn't that big of a deal. Were it my codebase I'd do it, but it's probably better to be consistent with the rest of 4chan-X in this case.

It's a shame you can't bind functions to objects in an object literal form. Would be a lot nicer than

```
Foo = {}
Foo.bar = (-> stuff).bind Foo
```