Added some puns and a bulimia reference.

Added some humor of which I thought it was worth noting. Timestamp arithmetic subject to horrendous errors.
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Merge pull request #1 from NSError/puns

Add some puns and a bulimia reference
Will the odd formatting even work?
Merge pull request #2 from NSError/of-steel

Add lots of 𝒷𝒶𝓁𝓁𝓈 𝑏𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑠 𝐛𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐬 𝒃𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒔 𝔟𝔞𝔩𝔩𝔰 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘