Rather than executing an SQL statement for each of the `possible_statuses`, we can get them in one call using something like `
```
Node.group('status').where('reported_at >= ?', SETTINGS.no_longer_reporting_cutoff.seconds.ago).where('last_apply_report_id IS NOT NULL').where('hidden' => false).count
```

Obviously way more readable if added a proper scope for `Node`.

Maybe it's not that big of deal since we'll never likely have millions of nodes, but my radar goes off when I see many SQL queries when 1 will suffice.