I know this is lifted wholesale from https://github.com/necolas/issue-guidelines, but man, I _hate_ this paragraph.  Talk about cold.

As a counterpoint, I really enjoyed [this closing section in rake-compiler's readme](https://github.com/luislavena/rake-compiler#disclaimer).

How about this as a middle ground?

> Following these guidelines will help us get back to you more quickly, and will show that you care about making Chosen better just like we do.  In return, we'll do our best to respond to your issue or pull request as soon as possible with the same respect.

Then, I dunno, like a hundred emoji hearts?  :heart: :heart: :heart: