Can I help make this my guide?

If I'm told to stop submitting, I ought to stop thinking for a minute or two. (Deep breath). Nice touches folk.

That's exactly what I'm talking about. I just want something that's the smallest guide to show me how to lisp then get out of the way. Why hasn't anyone made that?'

Everyone seems to have been thinking of this guide as an arc. They should really think of it more as a plank, and build accordingly.