create the bixie reporter

created a new playdoh app and exported it using `git archive` piped into `tar`. this did not include the submodule vendor from funfactory. next, we'll yank out funfactory and remove any submodules from this dir.


in this partial state it probably will not run, but it also isn't hooked into the build chain and shouldn't bother other work beyond a little network overhead to download. Landing it in this state gives adrian and schalk a place to put their parallel work.