Make things pretty!

Because things are pretty now. Add a header thingy on the auth
page with a soothing background image and apply responsive changes
to the homepage layout. Drop some stuff from the header that's
not needed. Etc.
Missed some stuff.

I didn't realize that not all of my prettifying changes
had been abolished, so I just put them back into place. Which is
really cool. Yay!
More pretty! More pretty!

YOU WILL NEVER BE GLAMOUR!

Okay, so I changed the stylesheet more to add some more helper
classes, like high-contrast and umm... big-text, yeah, that's it.
Also I added some cutesey advice on the auth page, and made the links
in the nav bar add some fake-ass get params to the url
just so I can pretend that they do things, like a tea party with
all my imaginary friends.
Move nav bar to a partial

That way, we can choose not to show it on certain pages (like
the auth page) that we don't need it to show on. Clicking any
of the links in the nav while on the auth page would simply cause
a redirect right back to the auth page. Lame!
Move the pull template into a partial.

This way, when we change things, it'll be super easy and we'll
only have to do it in one place. I also changed the template
slightly so we only pass the partial view the single element to
render instead of the entire array of elements.
Merge remote branch 'origin/glamour' into for-heroku

Conflicts:
	views/auth/index.ejs
	views/home/index.ejs
	views/layout.ejs
  Disable ignoring of local.js for heroku
Fix Procfile
DERPPPPPPPPPPP
Port shit
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