Beware of a dark-haired man with a loud tie.
Don't tell any big lies today.  Small ones can be just as effective.
GIMME SOME STYLES DJOHAR
Add photo of the entitled programmer
Change some wordings
Make it Elasti-Page
Revert text decorations for old-fashioned web browsing experience
Add some narrow nice-line
Don't go surfing in South Dakota for a while.
:gun: Bullet points pewpewpew :gun:
Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.
Add some farsi text
Fix heading font size
Add CNAME
Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.
Move ga-snippet to head