convert box content into theme func... all in the name of t() #4663

#4663 

#### Changes

* No more hardcoded text
* No hardcoded theme path
* New fancy theme function
* Much better

##### Screenshot

![screen shot 2013-12-13 at 9 44 58 am](https://f.cloud.github.com/assets/228733/1742965/2de7ae0c-6405-11e3-8250-b971f0f330c8.png)