Added awsmjob.com

More spammy crap - awsmjob.com. This one was actually pathetic:

Hey Alex,

I hope all is well!  I hadn't heard back from you after my previous e-mail so I was toying around with putting together a search party to make sure you didn't fall into a well or something.  I'm not sure if that actually even happens anymore but this dog came up to me on my way to work and was barking at me in a way that seemed he was attempting to tell me something.

Naturally, I put two and two together and realized that perhaps I misunderstood my new furry friend and instead of saying "Chance is in danger" he said "Alex is in danger".  Which still doesn't shed light on the where abouts of my missing cat Chance, but if you are in fact in danger, don't hesitate to let me know.  I can hold my breath for 45 seconds (not that long) and I can run fast-ish for short distances.  I also have this thing with blood where I "pass out".

On second thought, if your in danger you should probably just call 911 or yell "fire" (I guess "help" doesn't work for some reason).  However, if you're even remotely interested in discussing the possibility of chatting about new opportunities, I'm your guy!  Hope to hear from you soon Alex!