2013-12-29_09:26:15 You'd best be snoozin', 'cause you don't be gettin' no work done at 5 a.m.
anyway.
		-- From the wall of the Wurster Hall stairwell
2013-12-29_09:28:19 Q:  What's the difference between a car salesman and a computer
    salesman?

A:  The car salesman can probably drive!

		-- Joan McGalliard (jem@latcs1.oz.au)