+ out with the old ...
+ ... in with the new!
+ let's start with the basics.
+ it returns its argument, as it is a tag
+ most basic usage; it's *gotta* return instances
+ ... testing that a liiiiiittle more thoroughly
+ obviously, we've gotta execute the constructor's body...
+ adding optional options, optimally!
+ allowing for complex cases where the *actual* `arugments` object would be useful
+ fixing the return-value
+ re-style
+ configurable return
+ re-arranging a couple of these tests
+ (some failing) tests to ensure that all this works with CoffeeScript ‘classes’
+ fuck *me* I'm a bad person
+ making sure an error is thrown in the edge-case that we break
+ regression test for sequential-call bug
+ fixing sequential-call bug
+ inline documentation of the constructify interceptor