Autocommit Sun Dec 08 18:11:39 NZDT 2013

Obstacles are what you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 18:12:29 NZDT 2013

Dying is a very dull, dreary affair.  My advice to you is to have
nothing whatever to do with it.
		-- W. Somerset Maughm, his last words
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 20:39:30 NZDT 2013

A long memory is the most subversive idea in America.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 20:41:30 NZDT 2013

I know how to do SPECIAL EFFECTS!!
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 20:43:30 NZDT 2013

QOTD:
	Sacred cows make great hamburgers.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 21:54:30 NZDT 2013

Many companies that have made themselves dependent on [the equipment of a
certain major manufacturer] (and in doing so have sold their soul to the
devil) will collapse under the sheer weight of the unmastered complexity of
their data processing systems.
		-- Edsger W. Dijkstra, SIGPLAN Notices, Volume 17, Number 5
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 21:55:30 NZDT 2013

Conversation, n.:
	A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath
	is called the listener.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 21:57:30 NZDT 2013

The confusion of a staff member is measured by the length of his memos.
		-- New York Times, Jan. 20, 1981
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 21:59:30 NZDT 2013

	The Advertising Agency Song

	When your client's hopping mad,
	Put his picture in the ad.
	If he still should prove refractory,
	Add a picture of his factory.
Autocommit Sun Dec 08 22:00:30 NZDT 2013

Q:	What's buried in Grant's tomb?
A:	A corpse.