Merge pull request #2 from trehn/pimp-my-html

more HTML improvements
htmlios: Smiley a little lower
htmlios: Disable most word breaking
htmlios: Ugly hackaround for Chromium

Closes issue #3. I don't want to waste hours working around missing
features in browsers.

We don't need "word-break: keep-all;" anymore. In Firefox, it works
anyway, and Chromium won't support this for quite a while.
htmlios: Disable wrapping in the detail row
htmlios: Remove left padding from title
htmlios: Fix previous brainfart m(
Remove Vim modelines

Ya, alright, I figured out how to use Vim. ;-( "autocmd FileType" does
exist...
nagios_to_csv: Include number of attempts
textios: Soft states excluded by default, "-s" turns them on

textios is made for situations where I don't care about soft states: I'm
called in the middle of the night and I quickly want to see what's going
on.

Thus, exclude soft states by default. There are times, though, when I
need to see them, so there's "-s" to re-enable them.
htmlios: Soft states are recognized and sorted

No visual distinction by color, yet.
htmlios: Show soft states in a lighter color (issue #4)

That's a lot of code duplication, though. There must be a better way to
do this.
textios: Fetch all locations in parallel
Replace README with a Markdown README
Fix weird whitespace in textios.vim
Add manual pages
Add contributors section to LICENSE
htmlios: WARNING soft state easier to distinguish from hard state
textios.vim includes "nowrap"

Closes #6.
Nagios: Completely hide downtimed hosts

Closes #5.