Autocommit Thu Nov 21 02:36:09 NZDT 2013

You climb to reach the summit, but once there, discover that all roads
lead down.
		-- Stanislaw Lem, 'The Cyberiad'
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 06:42:40 NZDT 2013

In real love you want the other person's good.  In romantic love you
want the other person.
		-- Margaret Anderson
adding wrapper for simple callbacks from Js to Java
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 06:50:40 NZDT 2013

Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #52:

Q:  What is your name?
A:  Ernestine McDowell.
Q:  And what is your marital status?
A:  Fair.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:01:49 NZDT 2013

A holding company is a thing where you hand an accomplice the goods while
the policeman searches you.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:52:41 NZDT 2013

			Pittsburgh driver's test

(5) Your car's horn is a vital piece of safety equipment.  How often should
you test it?

	(a) once a year.
	(b) once a month.
	(c) once a day.
	(d) once an hour.

The correct answer is (d). You should test your car's horn at least once
every hour, and more often at night or in residential neighborhoods.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:53:41 NZDT 2013

Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles.
		-- Frank Lloyd Wright
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:55:41 NZDT 2013

The future not being born, my friend, we will abstain from baptizing it.
		-- George Meredith
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:56:41 NZDT 2013

I KAISER ROLL?!  What good is a Kaiser Roll without a little COLE SLAW
on the SIDE?
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 07:57:41 NZDT 2013

Ingrate, n.:
	A man who bites the hand that feeds him, and then complains of
	indigestion.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:05:36 NZDT 2013

With YOU, I can be MYSELF ...  We don't NEED Dan Rather ...
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:06:36 NZDT 2013

Kiss your keyboard goodbye!
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:07:50 NZDT 2013

Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:14:27 NZDT 2013

One may be able to quibble about the quality of a single experiment, or
about the veracity of a given experimenter, but, taking all the supportive
experiments together, the weight of evidence is so strong as readily to
merit a wise man's reflection.
- Professor William Tiller, parapsychologist, Standford University,
  commenting on psi research
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:15:51 NZDT 2013

modesty, n.:
	Being comfortable that others will discover your greatness.
Autocommit Thu Nov 21 08:29:45 NZDT 2013

It is better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.