getting this party started with some shitty code that I am going to
refactor the everloving fuck out of

I wrote this garbage when I didn't even think "oh, as a design decision,
it might be a smart idea to try and take some sort of library approach
to this!"

mainly because my dick was too hard when I had come back to linux after
being in windows and osx like a chump for so long and I was like OH MAN
I'M RUNNING GENTOO TOO!? OMG ITS RICER PARADISE!! I CAN TWEAK
EVERYTHING!!!!

and then I wrote a million bashscripts and now I am in pain.

my VMs launch like a god damn boss though, so that's pretty rad.

I think I'm going to try putting ascii art on master or something WHO
KNOWS

GITHUB IS A MAGIC