Implement relative dates, close #758

Squash of 21 commits:

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Document "%R" relative time formatter

Sounds reasonable, don't you think?

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Implement %R time formatter

original code do not steal

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Add absolute time as title on date elements

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Update relative post times if necessary

Coupled code, I know. Would be better to have a 'threadupdate' event to
subscribe to, oh well.

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Update changelog

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Rewrite relative date formatter function

Aeosynth-approved, or at least acknoledged

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Reimplement relative post times in namespace

Less quick-and-dirty, more right.

Still need to polyfill visibility

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Polyfill and correct usage of page visibility

Reselecting the tab always flushes (since ui thread block will be
percieved as part of the tab switch), but background flushes don't queue
when tab is not visible.

This is actually a better implementation than html5chan has right now,
will need to backport it later.

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Remove %R reference in documentation

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Clean up RelativeDates code

Aeosynth approved (TM) (C)

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Move page visibility polyfill to Main

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Remove unnecessary ?

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Replace $.hidden() fn with d.hidden

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Use visibility polyfill for QR

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Remove all future relative dates

Looks like it's all over after this.

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Compact pluralize condition

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Fix alignment

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Change RelativeDates.flush -> @flush

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Remove initial setTimeout

Is unnecessary, as node is called, which will call flush at least once
and set the timeout again.

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Improve absolute date display and cache diff

Title tooltip now uses either time formatting rice or the original 4chan
timestamp instead of toString().

the diff between a date and now is now shared between `relative` and
`setUpdate` to avoid recalculation.

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Remove re-calling of Time formatting

Relying on the ordering of `node` callbacks, so textContext will already
have the formatted time.
Reduce recalculation needed for RelativeDates

Capture more state in closure scopes. Pretty clever, at the expense of
simplicity.
Merge pull request #897 from qqueue/relativedate

Relative Dates, close #758